WORDS I NEVER HEARD (BEFORE I CAME TO HOLY SPIRIT)
Unofficial: huh?
Unofficial: We will not talk about tiny rivers running through the area (Garth Brooks).
Official: A white linen eucharistic vestment reaching to the ankles, close-sleeved and girded at the waist.
Unofficial: this is the sound made by your throat when you hold your nose and swallow root beer. (try it)
Chasuble:
Official: a long, sleeveless vestment worn over the alb by a priest when celebrating the eucharist.
Unofficial: in Olde English Literature, when finding a tale by Chaucer to be implausable.
Official: refers to the three days right before Easter--Maundy Thursday--when Jesus has the Last Supper--Good Friday--when Jesus dies--Holy Saturday--the night that ends with the resurrection and the Easter proclamation of the empty tomb.
Unofficial: like tedium, learning about radioactive elements.
Official: In the early Christian and Byzantine churches, a porch or vestibule just inside the main entrance, and at the opposite end from the altar.
Unofficial: A museum-like open space featuring rotating exhibits, signup sheets, occasional donuts, and some pretty good coffee.
Official: In the Roman Catholic church, the opening act of worship in the Mass, consisting usually of a psalm or part of a psalm followed by the Gloria Patri.
Unofficial: I really thought this was a software company.